So, I guess my evil goes like this.. hehehhe: Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)>> cookies.

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a town mascot. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, confused by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your arcane ritual, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.