Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)>> cookies.
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a town mascot. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, confused by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Next, you must seize control of the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.
Finally, you must activate your arcane ritual, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
melty bready chocolatey goodness presented in an adorable tray and dirty branding. we've been eating Pankys on the regular (we meaning me and rich; 2:1 respectively -3:1 may be more accurate) and to qoute Andrew Zimmern of Bizarre Foods, "I could eat 700 of these."
anway, streamlining procedures excite me... and scare me -which some would argue are mutually exclusive. hot damn, we could so easily never leave our living rooms and still have everything we need at our fingertips (maybe i'm being too presumtive and should instead say "I need" -you know, minus fresh air and sunshine, but really, who needs sunshine? cold eerie glows are where it's at.) or voice command, if you're all over that, which is like, too much for me since sometimes, speaking just isn't convenient. it can't possibly be healthy and i'll probably turn into a scary, but an odd pairing of laziness and OCD temps me...sorry, i digress. i guess it just depends on how you want technology to enhance your life, which could (if not wisely implemented,) in the end, actually detract from the overall quality. the struggle with technology ensues and the robot war is still pending, but in the meanwhile, here is a home networking map that (going back to my initial point) excites me.
i like sitting on couch.
please allow me to introduce, Token, our new homo ebony baby chinchilla! born march 13, 2008 and adopted june 15, 2008.
let this be a warning for the inevitable onslaught of adorable baby pictures.
so precious! (o.o)
if this is wrong then i don't want to be right.
and holy moly visible magnetic field yowza fuck shit dick this is so insanely awesome. not real, but still incredible. credit: Magnetic_Movie
and one of super cute baby animals. aww...friends.happy monday, MFs.