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HOT DAMN.

>:D EVIL PLAN D:<

So, I guess my evil goes like this.. hehehhe: Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)>> cookies.

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a town mascot. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, confused by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your arcane ritual, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

I want. You have? May I?

i hate myself.

Home Networking=Awesome >> Robot War≠Awesome

okay, fine - a little awesome. but first things first, get a load of these babies:


melty bready chocolatey goodness presented in an adorable tray and dirty branding. we've been eating Pankys on the regular (we meaning me and rich; 2:1 respectively -3:1 may be more accurate) and to qoute Andrew Zimmern of Bizarre Foods, "I could eat 700 of these."

anway, streamlining procedures excite me... and scare me -which some would argue are mutually exclusive. hot damn, we could so easily never leave our living rooms and still have everything we need at our fingertips (maybe i'm being too presumtive and should instead say "I need" -you know, minus fresh air and sunshine, but really, who needs sunshine? cold eerie glows are where it's at.) or voice command, if you're all over that, which is like, too much for me since sometimes, speaking just isn't convenient. it can't possibly be healthy and i'll probably turn into a scary, but an odd pairing of laziness and OCD temps me...sorry, i digress. i guess it just depends on how you want technology to enhance your life, which could (if not wisely implemented,) in the end, actually detract from the overall quality. the struggle with technology ensues and the robot war is still pending, but in the meanwhile, here is a home networking map that (going back to my initial point) excites me.

i like sitting on couch.

Intel Wireless Power System

Intel cuts electric cords with wireless power system - Yahoo! News A world of wireless power? HABANERO! tangled wires are what my dreams/nightmares are made of. somebody slap me! sigh, magnetic fields... yet another point for you. so awesome.

Alan Moore ► Good Advice

if you're starting out as a writer, drawer, musician, whatever -watch this:

welcome home, baby chinchilla! :D

we have a new member of our household!

please allow me to introduce, Token, our new homo ebony baby chinchilla! born march 13, 2008 and adopted june 15, 2008.

YES!

let this be a warning for the inevitable onslaught of adorable baby pictures.

i am officially obsessed. and i assure you, maybe probably you would be too.
he poops a lot. like. a lot.

so precious! (o.o)

ploop

holy moly magnetic meatpotato

meatloaf cupcake with mashed potato frosting. seriously.
if this is wrong then i don't want to be right.
credit: FineFuriousLife

and holy moly visible magnetic field yowza fuck shit dick this is so insanely awesome. not real, but still incredible. credit: Magnetic_Movie

awesome awareness

who: mine and rich's gluttonous asses what: HONEY TOAST aka mouthgasm tearconductor of all that is delicious and explosively awesome aka two fat ass pieces of bread, vanilla pineapple coconut (maybe, i could be making the pineapple coconut part up) icecream, and honey. sweet sweet honey. when: ALL DAY where: Dragonfly Restaurant

do yourself a favor: EAT IT.

gee oh metric sim it ree

ran-dumb

flight to the conceptart.org, revelations, workshop -Seattle edition. no, thanks. ahoy nox napping during revelations; me being creepy.

superduperuberlame

some semi-old, some semi-new, and all totally embarrassing. boo. humility is part of the game, right?!

abracadabra!

this is for my homie/Richard/dad

these were taken on March 19th, the first time i went to the beach, to scream at the sky, smile at the sun, and hi-five the wind. my insides felt nice, at peace, yet all the while frantic, like i hoped they would. from that day, it had been three years since Richard's passing and i couldn't think of a better way to show reverence and celebrate what he was all about. to top it off, Dani and i totally got the fuck down to a fantastically psychadelic show that evening. Richard, you are truly missed and wholeheartedly appreciated. You were one hell of a dad and the element that sparked my creativity. Thank you, thank you, thank you, from the very depths of my heart. and now, a few song lyrics by Richard, the most interesting person, i have had the fortune of experiencing, in what at times, can seem like a very mundane world (but he taught me otherwise): close the door there's a bear in the floor he's going to come and get you and rip your heart out oh, baby HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i'm well, thanks

my cousin stacey is in sf, visiting from my home town of chicago. it's awesome. i love it. i love her. i took a bus the other day and drew. i've taken a shit ton of pictures these past few months. i think it is time i share. not right now though, becuase i am at work. i guess this post is the equivalent of a down payment to ensure my commitment to sharing. ha. to hold you over, because i know you all are just DYING to see my work (ha.) -here are some referenced paintings done is PS that are now, too old.

and one of super cute baby animals. aww...friends.

happy monday, MFs.

hi.

how are you?