>:D EVIL PLAN D:<

So, I guess my evil goes like this.. hehehhe: Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)>> cookies.

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a town mascot. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, confused by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your arcane ritual, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

I want. You have? May I?

i hate myself.

Home Networking=Awesome >> Robot War≠Awesome

okay, fine - a little awesome. but first things first, get a load of these babies:


melty bready chocolatey goodness presented in an adorable tray and dirty branding. we've been eating Pankys on the regular (we meaning me and rich; 2:1 respectively -3:1 may be more accurate) and to qoute Andrew Zimmern of Bizarre Foods, "I could eat 700 of these."

anway, streamlining procedures excite me... and scare me -which some would argue are mutually exclusive. hot damn, we could so easily never leave our living rooms and still have everything we need at our fingertips (maybe i'm being too presumtive and should instead say "I need" -you know, minus fresh air and sunshine, but really, who needs sunshine? cold eerie glows are where it's at.) or voice command, if you're all over that, which is like, too much for me since sometimes, speaking just isn't convenient. it can't possibly be healthy and i'll probably turn into a scary, but an odd pairing of laziness and OCD temps me...sorry, i digress. i guess it just depends on how you want technology to enhance your life, which could (if not wisely implemented,) in the end, actually detract from the overall quality. the struggle with technology ensues and the robot war is still pending, but in the meanwhile, here is a home networking map that (going back to my initial point) excites me.

i like sitting on couch.

Intel Wireless Power System

Intel cuts electric cords with wireless power system - Yahoo! News A world of wireless power? HABANERO! tangled wires are what my dreams/nightmares are made of. somebody slap me! sigh, magnetic fields... yet another point for you. so awesome.

Alan Moore ► Good Advice

if you're starting out as a writer, drawer, musician, whatever -watch this: